How about
The end of the fairy Tale
Sorry but Mort is insistant that Prophets of Doom spread more doom, gloom, despondency and dispair.
In the old days we just alerted people to unpleasent home truths and forcasts of impending castastophe - with the possibility that they may change their ways and avert it (See the Book of Jonah)
Now Mort has revised our job description.
I see in the in house staff magazine there is an advert for a Temporary Acting Angel of Death.

The job Mort has been deputising for so long.
But I must not go on so.
this thread was a bout a new story line for ROB to do.
How about
The end of the fairy Tale
Oh I have said that already
Carry on....