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Originally posted by Bradley!
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Originally posted by DamonJ
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Originally posted by Bradley!
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Originally posted by DamonJ
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Originally posted by Bradley!
I will free him from my underground chamber when I see fit.
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OUR underground chamber!
I bought half of those shackles y'all!
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Um..remember in our long difficult divorce settlement, I got the kidnapped *****+any articles associated with kidnapped *****?
Sorry. At least you got the coffee machine. 
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WRONG.
you got the sofas, cat, Britney's vagina & children.
I got 50% of the chamber, our CD collection, our beloved plant pot and roof slates.
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DAMON, DON'T YOU START THIS AGAIN.
WHY would YOU get 50% of MY chamer, when it was ME who decorated and paid for it? Hmm?
You need to sort your priorities out hunni.
I moved on, and so should you. Don't make me go all Sally Jessy Raphael on yu.
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BECAUSE IT SAYS ON OUR PRE-NUP
"in the event of a gay bitchy divorce, Damon shall receive half of the dead ***** slut kidnap chamber, including half of the profit made from the selling of dead prostitute kebabs"
