Just imagine it. The people selected for nomination this week are: Halfwit and.............................................. Kris.
All the Kris/Lisa camp would cheer because they would be under the erroneous impression that Kris will be kept in by the hundreds of female fans (who have all since deserted him) that fancy him.
So come Friday, everyone's waiting for Davina to say Halfwit's name, only for Davina to say. 'And the person up for eviction this week is............................................... Kris!"
Imagine the fireworks. Good telly or what?
