Jayson, performing as himself, on behalf of Russia:
Costume (the dress):
My dearest country, the one and only,
LALALALALA,
You cant beat Russia, just try you ****ar,
LALALALALA,
The Russians rule, the rest all drool,
LALALALALA,
You eat our shitt, but you love it,
LALALALALA,
Forever... From Russia... Forever... With love.
Forever... My heart beats slowly when I think of my country. Well not really.
You never shall, destroy our spirit,
LALALALALA,
You think that you, have it all, innit?
LALALALALA,
You have naff all, just a one-inch tool,
LALALALALA,
Russian pride, mail order bride,
LALALALALA,
Forever... From Russia... Forever... With love.
Forever... My heart beats slowly when I think of my country. Well not really.
Russia! its so perfect!
We are, the best!
Russia! its so perfect!
You know it, stupid englishman.