Sorry, bonzo - but I have to disagree with you. I LOVE Dawn French, especially in the Vicar of Dibley (snap, Splodge!)
I've had a rootle about to find my original list of who I would like to see on Celebrity Big Brother - posted on this forum on 12 April 2001 - and here it is:
1. Dawn French - the funniest woman on television
2. Gordon Ramsay - to make sure the housemates ate well
3. Victoria Beckham - to see how she coped without a hairdrier!!
4. David Ginola - well, we need something yummy to look at
5. Lorraine Kelly - down to earth and a mother figure for the housemates
6. Jonathan Ross - even more sarcastic and bitchier than Naz
Gosh! Maybe I can see into the future like Mystic Sophie!!