Q: "Tell us Dipsh*t, how do you intend to tackle problems of social exclusion within the context of an increasingly polarised Britain that is in the depths of recession?"
A: "Facepaints are definitely the way forward"
Q: "Ok, Harf*rse, and what proposals do you have to address the demographic crisis which will see a steep increase in the numbers of elderly with complex care needs - all this in the context of the shrinking proportion in work, and an economy which has become heavily reliant upon the service sector internally plus is lacking strength in manufacturing and therefore in it's potential to increase export credits"
A: "More facepaints and be nice to each other"
