Best way to get nominated:
1. Tell everyone you are in there to become famous
2. Argue with everyone
3. Eat more food than your fair share
4. Bitch to everyone, within everyone's hearing
5. Say you are not interested in anyone there because you are too good for them.
6. Be lazy and expect everyone else to do everything for you cos you have your own maid at home
7. Tell them you have only gone into the house because you want to mix with the common people as you've never met any
8. Tell everyone that one of the producers is your best friend/ex partner
9. Go completely do lally and get a touch of the screaming habdabs
10. Keep yourself to yourself.
I think that should do the trick.
