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Originally posted by lili
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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i love all the chuck norris facts.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. <<this ones my fave
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost