[Shaun]

Twitty death a HOAX!

Music fans around the world are stunned and amazed at the latest news that Twilight Twitty's supposed tragic death in Marseille has been revealed to be a hoax, perhaps heralding the greatest publicity stunt since Princess Diana's french car-chase.

Twitty herself made a special live broadcast on several mainstream media networks, including NBC, CNN, BBC1 and Fox News.

In the 3 minute advertisement, viewers initially saw a smoky graveyard, before a hand shot out of the earth, soon revealed to be Twitty's. She then whispered "you ain't seen nothing yet" and the advert immediately launched into a montage of the star's greatest music videos and performances.

The advert was, in the end, for her upcoming reality TV show, Twilight's BFF, set to air on Living TV this coming October.

Several important figures have slammed this decision, claiming real emotions and grief were exploited for shameless publicity, to which Twitty herself responded "all publicity is good publicity", before jumping back in her Lexus.

What will she do next?