the microphones next year so we don't have to listen to those disgusting HM's who chomp their food with their mouths open.

David eats like a pig (he needs to keep his big mouth shut when he chews his food).
Dogface eats like a noisy pooch. I am sure her 'ratty' dogs make less noise than her when their tucking into their Winalot.
Who'd want to take these people out to a restaurant to slurp and chomp their way through the meal.