also he is laugh out loud solid gold entertainment.
this happened last night:
he was talking with Bea who said something along the lines that people are too carefull these days with food and hygiene etc and this tends to lower peoples immune systems.
Marcus replied - yeah thats why i drink puddle water and swallow my food whole without chewing in cos my stomach juices are so strong and that.
WHAT THE F~CK!!!.......

THAT'S WHY I DRINK PUDDLE WATER
A LEGEND
thing is though: is he really that mental or does he throw these comments out there in order to test the credulity of other HMs, is he secretly ripping the p#sh out of them too?
Go the Marcus.