"This isn't live"
"Why are you watching this? There's no eviction, just a **** 'surprise', you fools"
"Kenneth to win"
"I'm Noirin's ex-boyfriend" or if you're a girl "I'm Siavash's girlfriend"
"GET LISA A JOB"
"Where's Hira? Up my arse"
All crap, but just a quick brainstorm.
