[Harry!]

Here is one I was chatting to a moment ago.

Stranger: Have you found Jesus?
Stranger: I lost him.
You: I have found him, He lives next door to me
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: I've been looking everywhere for him!
Stranger: He ran away when I had my back turned.
You: Well I have found him, He is currently pegging up clothes in his garden!
Stranger: Huh. For the Son of God, he sure participates in some mundane activities.
Stranger: Well, thank you for the sighting, I will report it to the Pope.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL