How nice all of that was! I didn't write my position statement for that purpose but I'm not complaining!!
Boris my friend, can I just say that although I am sure 'Are you being Served' has brought forth some classic quotes for our times, in this case
I demand to have some news!
I was referring to a slight pun on the classic words of the wonderful Richard E Grant in that masterpiece of modern cinema...
Withnail and I