[Glitter_babe]

I have one which may make you feel better. As I'm a clutz, and, too be fair, basically just a bit of an idiot, there are lots, but this would be the worst.

It was the day of one of my GCSE exams, and I was very nervous. I was walking along to the toilets with my friend, linking arms, and this group of really popular, 'pretty' boys that everyone (except me) liked were walking too, straight for us.

So, because I didn't want to bang into them, I side-stepped to avoid the hassle.

Unfortunately, I side-stepped into a drain, there was a bit of wood over it, so stupid people couldn't fall down it, but the wood was badly balanced, and, well, fell with me.

So, amidst the howling laughter of the 'it' boys, the howling laughter of all the people in the yard, including the teachers, and the howling laughter of my whole class waiting to sit their GCSE about 50 metres away, I pulled my leg out of the drain. One leg was completely covered in goo and nastiness, and I tried to clean it off in the toilets, but didn't have time to do it properly, so I had to sit my exam stinking, and having people snigger at me.

I was the most humiliated I'd ever been.

Except for an incident like Bonzos (I really, really feel your pain mate) where the class bully pulled my shorts and pants down in PE, when I was 15.