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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 557
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2009
Posts: 557
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3:15 AM. Hira and Dogface are in the kitchen.
"...He's just so masculine, but he has a tender side."
"Like my Kris."
"No, nothing like that plonker Kris. Marcus and I have connected on a level that you and Kris could only dream of. Marcus is a perfect lover. Considerate and passionate at the same time. Our bodies connect on the astral plane, our intimacy is recorded as a chorus of the gods, we are the unity of all that is good, all that is perfect."
"My hair is falling out."
"Yes, Dogface. Marcus and I have consecrated a union that is beyond simply the 'most attractive male and female BB contestants,' as you and your weasel boyfriend Kris failed to do. Our offspring will be the perfect progeny of England and Pakistan. Together we will unite our two peoples, explaining to them the power of sexuality: oral sex, particularly!."
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