Yes I can and it's a real stinker!!!!!!!!
Oh it's the crooked leg, the crooked mile
The hotel lift and the menacing smile
The energy of an itinerant child
To catch a glimpse of Mr Oscar Wilde
Water born Southend on Sea
Twisted bend, this ability
Lord Upminster Bo Diddley and Richard the third
With the most unroyal mouth you ever heard
He's never gonna do it, oh he has an' all
they're smiling politely, but they're really appalled
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I know it's hard, but any blues fan should get it right!
