[Showstopper]

1. He is completely dellusional
2. He constantly contradicts himself
3. He's the first sexpest to appear on primetime mainstream TV
4. He has no social skills
5. He thinks he's intelligent
6. He thinks he's tough
7. He wants to be in the X-Men awww bless
8. I've seen chimps that have a better fashion sense
9. He has no concept of what true friendship actually is
10. He's clearly a virgin