Hello Mr Stout
NEWSFLASH
Boirin has been making up with Siavash, Marcus, Sree and any other male that has been breathing. YES, I said ANY.
She is a HO. There is only room for one Captain Cool in this house, so why don't you mount your horse (yes, the irish one) and ride the hell outta there cowboy.
As for drunken fumble with Siavash - LOOK IT UP. YOU WILL FIND IT RATHER DIFFERENT.
QUICK ISAAC, YOUR DOG IS RUNNING AWAY!