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Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 361
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 361
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I have a football related joke - I have to blank out the swear word though. (If it's not ok, tell me and I'll delete it!)
Alex Ferguson is at a Miss World contest, when Miss Chile runs over to him. She turns to him and says, "Alex, I admire you so much, the way you have built up your football team and are champions nearly every year, could you sign my left breast?"
Alex looked a little dumbfounded, but signed, and started to walk off.
Miss France ran over to him, and gushed her praises, "You are a master tactician, and I really admire you, would you sign my right breast?"
Alex again, looked a little puzzled and signed.
Finally, as he was getting a drink, Miss Argentina ran over to him. "Mr Ferguson, you are my idol, could you sign here please?" she asked, pulling aside her pants.
"You're joking aren't you?" said Alex laughing. "Last time I signed an Argentinian t$@t, it cost me 25 million!"
Boom boom.
All the bad jokes I have you'll have heard...........
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