[Hedgie]

BigBrother: "Would you like to say anything Marcus?"

Marcus: "Yes you're talking ****"
"yeah thats why I drink puddle water and swallow my food whole without chewing because my stomach juices are so strong and that."

“I Can Pull Trucks With My Bellend”



“Would you like cherryade all over your diary room chair?”

Marcus: "you can be identical yourself, but not be yourself"
Tom: "What? That doesn't make any sense Marcus"

"I've got nothing to gain from smacking around a little pissant like him"

"My *****ing tea's gone cold now you stupid w*nkers"

"He comes in bloody crying and pissing in his pants"

"Everything about this house, the second you walk in.... you go into the Matrix"

“Blah blah blah and everything like that!”

Big Brother: " in a conversation with Noirin, you said, i will show him the meaning of pain"

Marcus: yeah thats from a film

"I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow"

To Sree: "Shut up you girl!"

“Will reap the whirlwind”

When asked if he'd shave his eyebrow off, he said:

"I'd rather do something like… set fire to ourselves"


To Tom.... "you're not all that and a bag of potato chips"

"I'm Just sad about Michael Jackson".

BB:"Mathematical sense or nonsense" Marcus :"you wan-ker!"

BB: "You have just forfeited your 3 tokens" Marcus: "oh dont be a prick"

My bladder tore open that night and I've been having trouble since.
I don't regret it.

Big Brother: Marcus, have you anything else to say?

Marcus: Yeah, gimme back the tokens:

Big Brother: No.

Marcus:

"Captain Cool does not suffer from jangly nerves."

On nikki grahame: "She's got nice long her and acceptable breasts".

"This is probably the shittiest big brother ever".

BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination?
Marcus: am i allowed to swear?
BB: if you need too
Marcus: i couldnt really give a f uck to be honest

" noirin reckons she doesnt have any good storylines coming up, yehh like shes seen the ******ing radio times?"

On Isaac's entry - Marcus: "I don't have to say a ****ing word"

BB telling him off for helping kenny escape over the roof

marcus " yehh this isnt colditz mate"

“if they start having sex in the middle of the night i'll creep up with a spoon and whack him in the ball bag”

"I don't fancy her at all, it is completely a BB thing"

"That was boll0cks it was a natterjack toad I know that species because it was part of adrian mole"