[Jayson]

1. Because she is taller than the Great Khali.
2. Because she's a hippy.
3. She is the new Noirin.
4. That ****ing shawl thing.
5. Beacuse she's still breathing
6. Because she managed to smuggle Cannibis in the house and pretends its tobbaco
7. because she has a loose vagina
8. Because she goes on about how she isn't a hippy, when she said she was one in her VT.