[Jayson]

1. Because she is taller than the Great Khali.
2. Because she's a hippy.
3. She is the new Noirin.
4. That ****ing shawl thing.
5. Beacuse she's still breathing
6. Because she managed to smuggle Cannibis in the house and pretends its tobbaco
7. because she has a loose vagina
8. Because she goes on about how she isn't a hippy, when she said she was one in her VT.
9. Because she gets into OTHER people's business
10. Because she makes Lisa look good!
11. Because she's so rude, she can't even say "good-bye" to Noirin.
12. Because she is a snob.