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Marcus stars in the new xmen film
sophie stars in her first porn
Noirin stars as the evil witch in a panto near you
Hira voted most boring housemate ever
Rodrigo meets a queen and they get together and adopt korgis
Charlie admits he was never gay in a 2 page interview
lisa and david go on to huge success in the film version of pinky and brain
freddie replaces cameron as tory leader and promises to have weekend orgies and free love in the house of parliment(just like the italians)