[Lauren]

My ex best friend rang me at like 3am once, whispering down the line. He said "Lauren help me... I have a 40 year old in my bed" .... he then went into detail that she had 5 kids, was a double divorcee and he had to use his tongue because the condoms his mum had bought him were too tight, and asked me to plan how to get rid of her (from his bed, not kill her!!!).