[BillyBong]

I'm not sure I understand.

Occasionally, when she has some alcohol in her, she does a few things that might pass for entertainment in a preschool - things that any binge-drinking bint can be seen performing outside a High Street nightclub on a Saturday night.

Other than that, watching her is like watching a plant grow (except, of course, when she's telling everyone how much she can't stand Marcus).