I put down my Dostoevsky for a lighter read and came across the following in the NOTW by Ian Hyland
"Urgent message for BB's next ideas meeting/coffee morning. Here's how to spice things up a bit.
invite pony tailed to$$pot Dulverine into the Diary Room and offer him half the prize money to cut his pride and joy off.
Then shout " April Fool" the minute he snips
Let's face it no one will complain. Cos as any vet will tell you there is one sure thing about ponytails:
Lift one up and you'll find an a**ehole underneath"
