[Ninastar]

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I
Desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really
Loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I
Finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at
Me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod





haha! My parents sent it to me in an email...