[Mickey2009]

It's up on the CH4 BB site now.

For his section of the Task Big Brother has told Rodrigo that he will be meeting the Queen, with a little help from footmen Charlie and Dogface.

As the rest of the housemates watched on the plasma screen in the living area, Big Brother told Rodrigo that they had posted his letter to the Queen last week, as well as contacting Buckingham Palace to hook up a meeting with Her Majesty.

"Oh my GOD!!!!" screamed Rodrigo in the Diary Room chair.
"Big Brother asked the Queen if she would be able to pop in for tea," said Big Brother.

"You're joking, Big Brother," clapped Rodrigo in disbelief.

"Are you happy to have tea with the Queen?" continued Big Brother.

"I don't know how to say. I'm more than happy. Are you being serious? Don't joke with me. It's very serious!" he said.

As Big Brother gave him the instructions, Rodrigo was told that he would have to sing the National Anthem because it was the Queen's "favourite song".

Rodrigo began reading the instructions, but in the Living Area the plasma screen was turned off.

"If that actually happened it would be the biggest thing ever," said Siavash.
"It so won't happen," said Bea.
"It's good PR," added Halfwit.

Just then Big Brother spoke to the House, telling them that Big Brother had hired a Queen lookeylikey.

"If all housemates convince Rodrigo that he is meeting the Queen, they will win five tokens and all will win a brilliant individual prize," Big Brother told them.

"We have to do this!" screamed Siavash, as the excited housemates formulated ways to convince Rodrigo that everything was as it seems.

Will they manage it? And more importantly, does Rodrigo know how to curtsey?