[Romantic Old Bird]

On my ward rounds this morning I saw on the front of the Sun (I think) that Shaynes mum was arrested along with two blokes after a drunken brawl at a pub last night.

No doubt she'll be up before the beak today.

New song choices for Shayne anyone?

Please release me mam

Take these chains from me mam and set her free

Urmston Prison Blues

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