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Originally posted by COMMONSENSE
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Originally posted by ElProximo
Last night was one of the few times Marcy knew better than to get involved in an argument with a hysterical Harpy named Bea.
Hey.. even 40 year old virgins know you do NOT even try and fight back.
Marcus did his best job yet being as meek and 'yes ma'am' as he could and simply apologising and shutting his mouth,
but,
he could not resist veering into his usual idiot comments like:
- In response to Bea claiming she didn't care about being voted out he says "that is what people who DO care always say". Of course that is actually what Marcus is doing all the time heh,
or,
- When lumped together with Siavash and Freddy he makes it clear he is an individual and wont be part of them and then throws Siavash under the bus "Especially Siavash.. he is SUCH a bullshltter... just wants to look cool" (unlike Marcus),
or,
- When Bea stings him with "grow up Marcus.. 35 year old trying to look like Wolverine" Marcus says "I have always looked like this" when in fact he has NOT and only started that look AFTER the movies came out lol,
or,
- When citing Beas negativity the first thing he mentions as an example is how she accused him of trying to look like Wolverine lol,
HOWEVER....
...Without a doubt the best comes last. Bea unrelenting on Marcus complains about how she doesn't like Marcus listening to what Freddy says.
Marcus now cannot stand any more and goes on a real explanation about how awesome and unique and what a super strong individual he is who never is influenced by anyone (except maybe Hugh Jackman),
but,
He gives great examples about some of the worst types he has every met who tried to influence him and he never fell for it!
These people would tell him 'do this and dat' and you would never believe the opportunities he has rejected..
.... It turns out Marcus could have been a 'Million Millionaire'if he just followed what he was instructed to do!
But he rejected it because nobody can make him do anything he doesnt want to do.
A Million Millionaire!
And things like this happened 'lots of times'!
And we thought Kenneth was amazing but Marcus it turns out could have been a Million Millionaire if he wanted!
But turned it down because nobody can make him do anything!
Marcy the Unattainable Millionmillionaire!
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Well said!
Not influenced by real people who could have made him a millionaire - hey!
Instead - influenced by cartoon characters who have made him into 'wolverine' man - cor! we have ourselves a real bright spark here - don't we!!  
Just remember - when talking to young boys about role models - who is a good example of NOT how to turn out!!
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The ridiculous thing is that his amazing story was something like:
Dees people jus say 'do dis and do dat' and I could easily ave bin a.. like.. millionmillionaire.
I swear he says 'many times over' but if not something like this happening many times.
yeah the Wolverine thing was great.
He protests 'Hey.. I looked like this my whole life'.
Really Marcus?
Because all the 'awesome king cool' photos on his website over the last 20 years and none of them even up to just a few years ago show the Hugh Jackman Wolverine beard or hairstyle.
What a knob.
I would freaking laugh if someone on Big Mouth on Friday asks him about his Millionmillionaire story.
Then just allow him a long time to answer it. If he changes the subject just go back to it and wait patiently lol!