[iamruth]

Dear Marcus,

I am writing on this forum in the hope you come across this thread, slim as the chances might be. I am doing this because I believe it vital that you should know that you are not, I repeat NOT wolverine! Your eviction hair looks plain silly and makes me cringe. Also, please shave. I'm a student with an overdraft but I will scrape up any sort of money I can find to pay you to shave.

Thank you for your time,
I am Ruth =)