[lily.]

I don't drink when I'm out. I usually volunteer to be the driver. That way I can guarantee that I won't do any of the following:

1. Throw up
2. Fight
3. Dance (badly) to Girls Aloud
4. Tell everyone that I love them (even if we just met)
5. Fall asleep on the dance floor (been there, done that, got evicted from NightClub for it!)
6. Fall out of my top, or rather bounce out of it, whilst pogo-ing to Green Day!!
7. Get arrested for flipping the bird to the police/throwing a bottle out of a moving car/copping a 'tude whilst being questioned by police... (again, been there, done that.. )

Now you can plainly see why I don't drink anywhere except home! That way, I can't do any damage to myself or others!