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This is how I imagine the final will be.

Lisa: Last fag before we go, Dave?
Dave: Ooh, go on then I love a good fag, me.
Lisa: Come on then

Sophie: So is it actuall Tobacco inside fags? I always thought it was burnt grass.
Dave: Oooh, I don't know actually darl' I thought it was a bit a' borth. Thats a good question, that is.
Lisa: All the hundreds of women I've had say its Tobacco and I've had hundreds of women, hundreds and hundreds of women. I'm a womanizer, d'ya know what I mean?
Sophie: What do Lesbians do? I mean can they still, like, you know kiss and stuff?
Dave: Well it's similar to us Gay's I think, love.
Lisa: Well I've done tonnes of stuff with hundreds of women so there's alot because I've had hundreds of women because I'm a womanizer, d'ya know what I mean?

Sophie: David, My toast's not cooking.
David: Oh, what's going on there then?
Lisa: You need to plug it in, darlin'. That's what the hundreds of women I've had do. D'ya know what I mean?
Sophie: Oh, it's not battery powered?

Davina: Lisa, you have been evicted, ***** off immediately!
Lisa: It's been a good run, I've done well to have got this far, good luck guys, I've done well.

Sophie: Is this the real final or do you think we're like gonna you know be sent into another house and we'll meet all the old housemates.
David: Ooh, I dunno love.
Sophie: So are they watching us live now?
David: Ooh, I dunno love.
Sophie: How much is it we win again?
David: Ooh, I dunno love.

BB: As Big Brother has decided that you are both unworthy of the prize, you must now watch the screen as Sree walks away with £100,000. Thank you for playing, now fc*k off out of my house.