[Bombardier]

One of the most appalling moments of this year's BB was in tonight's HL show where Siavash and Sophie corralled each other in the lounge to discuss the magazines... Two people talking over each other about their own squalid little dramas.

Siavash ******** himself in that frankly unconvincing way he always does. "Oh God," he says. "This is ****in', this is ****in' terrible." Yeah I'll bet mate. Everything's "****in' the worst thing ever, oh God" with this guy.

Meanwhile, Sophie is shrilly repeating "I never had sex in 'ere, me" over and over again.

The pair of them were so desperate for their stories to get maximum HL time that they broke away from the group and went into the lounge together to repeat their initial reactions to the magazines for another five minutes under the guise of sympathising with each other or having a conversation. So transparent.

BAD.