A: Marcus is Captain Cool as **** so that settles that one.
B: Marcus is the He-Man of Comedy so that settles that one.
C: Depends on the lady.
Siavash I suppose.
E: I would call that a draw. Siavash is fairly level-headed but Marcus has a heart of gold behind his abrasive and crude exterior.
F: I would call that a draw.
G: Marcus can kill people with his eyebrow so that settles that one.
So, totting up the score, I make it three to Marcus, one to Siavash with two categories drawn and one no-decision.
