[CharlotteSometimes]

Dennis is making me feel ill. He's the most selfish, rude and obnoxious hm there's ever been - even more so than John McCririck, Sicktor or Jason. Seeing those tattoos in the night-vision camera light is truly scary, and he's like some nightmarish realisation of a photo-fit serial killer. Now that he's in bed, when he's not talking, his nostrils flare as he breathes, and that's pretty freaky with those horrid piercings he has on both sides of his nose. And he keeps stroking and fondling that hideous beard ... or perhaps satanic beard would be a more fitting description. And if Sicktor wasn't allowed to wear a cap in BB5, then why should he be allowed to wear sunglasses indoors? Perhaps that's because, as many say, the eyes are the window of the soul. God only knows what Madonna saw in him.

Poor Chantelle seems mesmerised by him, but I'm hoping that's because she's been drinking rather than anything else. I like her already, and as a few people have mentioned, there's definitely a bit of a Helen (BB2) quality about her.