Quote:
Originally posted by VickyJ
9:46am
Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they recieved some frosties as part of the shopping list.
David: 'I might even have two bowls!!!!!!!!'
Lisa: 'Brilliant, i might aswell.'
11:21am
Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop.
Lisa: 'Im glad the public evicted Marcus and Siavash out. There is such a good atmosphere now
David: 'Yes Lisa dear. Im gay you know'
Lisa: 'Im a lesbian also. I come from nothing, Ive never had anything and i dont want anything'
David: 'Me neither'
12:43pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over a glass of water.
Rodrigo: 'You are disrespecting me charlie'
Charlie: 'Piss of you little freak'
12:50pm
Charlie and Rodrigo are giggling under duvets like school children.
12:59pm
Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends
David: 'Im gay lisa, I've never been to a gay pride festival'
Lisa: 'Really, well I'm a lesbian, I'l take you to one when we get out'
David: 'Yeah, we dont have any money though, we will make do, we always do'
Lisa: 'People dont realise how hard our lives are'
1:43pm
Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo.
Rodrigo: 'You disresepected me by doing that charlie'
Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak'
1:55pm
Charlie and Rodrigo peck each other on the lips.
Rodrigo giggles.
3:23pm
Sophie has been watching a fly flying round the kitchen for 3 hours and 21 minutes.
She then farts. And starts laughing.
4:47pm
Lisa and David are at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marcus and Siavash'
David: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down, we have so much fun now'
Silence.
7:01pm
Sophie is in the garden.
She farts.
She scratches her head.
7:49pm
Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop
Lisa: 'The house is so much better now isnt it dave?'
David 'Yeah'
Silence.
9:00pm
The housemates are all in bed.
Sophie farts.
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"Big Brother house, this is Davina..........'
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haha that's pretty funny!
