[calyman]

Lisa: A selfish, conniving, bullying, foul mouthed, hypocritical and false harridan. Her only redeeming quality is that for much of the latter part of BB, she took Marcus’ advice to ****. Unfortunately, her other qualities are; stinking of fag ash, continued underhanded nastiness, a complete volte face in her approach, even though old dogs cannot learn new tricks, she gamely tried to become the “warm” and understanding elder housemate.

David: Lisa’s belching poodle hound. He only needs to hear ”jump” and he’s eagerly blasting his bloated body from the ground, arms and legs akimbo. He is also the voice of the unintelligible, often baying out his gibberish to those who are to dull to assimilate his low brow wisdom.

Rodrigo: He has found his intellectual equal in Sophie, it’s unclear whether it’s the bland leading the blond or vice versa. His shrieking laughter often fills the dullness of the BB house, much to the annoyance of others. His regular habit of becoming outraged when he is reasonably requested to shut up; causes him to erupt in a splutter of “don’t tell me to shut up……YOU shut up”. This is a clear example of oxymoronic behaviour, tempered only by his uncontrollable outbursts of physical and verbal violence. He desperately needs anger management.

Charlie: The biggest hypocrite and backstabber in the BB house. His charmless approach to winning is obvious for the viewers to see but he seems to have the wool pulled over the other housemates eyes. When the discussion came up as to whether all should give their prize money to charity; his considered response was that he was already giving it to his mother. Just how many bouquets of flowers will the prize money buy her, after he has blown it on needed items for himself. Perhaps she can get the £20 that is up for grabs. He is a liar, a cheat, a scumbag, a thief, egotistically selfish and the least deserving person to win the show.

Sophie: She is a walking biological carriage for augmented breasts. Her other desires include, taking more than her fair share, drinking till she has lost her self control, stealing food and booze belonging to others, being desperately dull and boring, having no awareness of issues outside of the crap mags and being so weak minded that she’ll believe any old scarecrows declaration of love.

Siavash: This cheating, lying piece of work does not understand “Principle” or “honesty”. he will gladly take the opportunity to promote himself in a favourable light, especially if it makes the other housemates look greedy or selfish. His faux approach to wholesome group and peer bonding is sickening; even when he’s reminded by Marcus what his game is, he still thinks the viewing public will be taken in by his shams. It’s fitting that he is being made to look like a fashion Turkey in that ridiculous costume and shoes. This is. After all, his level.

Who wins, I really don’t care anymore.