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- How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
- As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
-It really p**ses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
-Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
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Epic truths!
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-What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
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That'd be an interesting film or book...
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- While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart.
-Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
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ROFLMAO