[rquote=2511941&tid=145097&author=Dr.Gonzo]I play the lottery but I don't want to win. I just get joy-joy feelings from filling the little boxes in and handing it to the Asian man. 'Come again,' he says. Then I enjoy my microwave popcorn while the balls are being drawn. Winning money has nothing to do with putting the lottery on. I would be gutted if I won. It just takes all the fun out of my innocent game of chance. The way I play the lottery, you see, is you have to try and pick the balls that won't get drawn. The chances are much better at winning this way.[/rquote]