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As the housemates awoke this morning on the final day of Big Brother is has emerged that not only are the gay community up in arms about the lack of gay housemates but it seems the housemates themselves are starting to realise something is wrong. Housemate David sat up in bed and shouted over to Rodrigo, "Rodrigo, isn't it strange that we don't have any gay housemates this year". Rodrigo replied saying, "Don't tell me to shut up, you shut up". Charlie then emerged from the bathroom having just finished polishing his leather baseball cap and said, "Eee, Howay man, there's no gays this year since Marcus left".

The anger in the gay community grew this morning as members of the Norfolk gay community held a coffee morning in protest where latte's were on sale along with a wide selection of garibaldi and cream biscuits. A spokesperson for the Norwich gay community said, "Can someone please pass me the sugar, go on then I'll have another garibaldi".

Julian Cleary didn't comment.