[Niamh.]

[rquote=2535270&tid=146087&author=karezza]David is great because:

He is the oldest 29-year-old on God's Earth.
He is unintelligible.
He is fake as a fake leg.
He has an annoying laugh.
He is a gameshow veteran.
He is a filthy tobacco addict.
He is this year's worst fake crier.
He is a friend of nasty Lisa.
He constantly says "I'm not bothered." when he clearly is bothered.
He cheated an old woman of money on Goldenballs.

He is an unconscionable lowlife idiot.
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Bea takes the title of this years worst fake crier imo!!