[Luanda]

Reports are emerging of a split in the Big Brother house as Sophie once again stated she wasn't pregnant by the legendary lothario, Kris who was evicted some weeks ago after the shock revelation he was wearing a wig. The Iranian Prince, Siavash, who is second in line for the Iranian throne once again sported a fetching all in one bodysuit accompanied by a pair of high heels. He told Sophie he didn't want any ice in the cup of water she took through to the lounge for him. She said, "Siavash, here is the water with no ice in it". Incredulous with surprise, Rodrigo who last night slept for over 6 hours, said, "Don't tell me to shut up, you shut up". This took David totally by surprise as he proclaimed, "I think I'll go outside for a fag".

Producers on the hit Channel 4 show said yesterday, "We are just going for a meeting so can you stop following us around please?". It seems they are once again denying that today is the last day of Big Brother.

Julian Cleary could not be contacted.