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are you a wee fanny, do you cry easily, do you have major 'issues', are you a weakling, and etc etc etc etc...cos that is what they look for re HMs; you gotta be a loser in some aspect of your identity to get on the show; it's what the producers want; you need to be a disposable monkey-freak that everyone can laugh at and etc...i think the very fact you are considerring(sp)auditioning means you prob qualify...