1. Have massive fake boobs and dress like a hooker
2. Aspire to be a glamour model as it requires no brains
3. Enjoy getting falling down drunk on a night out
4. shag a guy you barely know on national tv
5. steal other people's property and blame the victim
6 . Be a sheep who bullies others to be part of a gang
7. After a minimum of 11 years in the education system be as
thick as ****, and revel in your own stupidity
8. Break BB rules and refuse to nominate, and steal but
be excused because you're a "fit" bimbo
9. Fart and burp with no decorum at all
10.Eat like a pig (eating not only YOUR own food but
other people's you've taken without permission)
11.Say and do nothing entertaining or interesting for 14
weeks to fly under the radar
12. At all times ally yourself to those perceived as the "in
crowd" so you can be "interesting by association"
Follow this template and the GBP will vote YOU their winner next year.
(BB Viewers look forward to seeing more of the same next year
)