[chris1232]

[rquote=2546756&tid=146869&author=MassiveTruck][rquote=2546737&tid=146869&author=chris1232]Don't no if i have came across her :P[/rquote]

Apparently it's me.

I'll pretend I am her.

Yeah, it's me Laura.

Siavash is rubbish in bed. We never actually did it due to his inability to find his peener.

Also, he smells really really bad... you know what? I only dated him out of pity - I mean, seriously girlfriends... look at him? He's like one of those wolfman who have excessive hair growth...

If I mated with him... can you imagine the kids and the bullying?

He also had his hands down his pants so much that I tried some therapy by slapping him every time he did it - unfortunately, he got used to the slapping and continued. I also tried bricking him, smacking him with a sledgehammer and dropping a massive ball on a chain on him but he preferred his hand down his pants over female company...

maybe he was looking for his peener - LOL, god knows we tried to find it during our er... 1 month, no 3 month, no 7 month erm... (*asks Siavash how long they have been dating*) Siavash says I should state, the Cairon answer he gave which was we have been dating for a year.[/rquote]
Ah right.