[Red Moon]

POLLYOMETER
CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER
Polly Hudson

13th January 2005

PRESTON

I'M conflicted. Suddenly My Preston hates Pete. "He can't be bothered to compromise. We've made exceptions for him - why the ****** is he allowed to fail the task? He can't hold a *******ing plant in his hand."

BURNS

OOH he's awful - but I love him. His Jodie impression: "Everybody hates me and it's the anniversary of Mother Teresa's death." Says he feels like "a clapped out saloon girl". We can all relate to that.

RODMAN

HAS suddenly come to life. Waded in on the Jodie debate and grilled Faria about Sven - which turned out to be dull, but at least it's out of the way now. Bonus points for sleepwalking and talking... about a chainsaw massacre.

RULA

LIKE the way she calms people and gives massages, although whenever she touches Galloway it makes me feel physically sick. Them getting together would be the only thing to make me turn BB off.

MAGGOT

FUNNY how he's now been dragged into Marshgate. One minute said, "I don't like negative energy", next says it's Jodie's own fault and her attitude is "anything you can do, I can do better". Ooh! Saucer of milk.

CHANTELLE

OK, Japanese is hard and it's good to have a go but saying 'Oui"??? Non, Chantelle. Then she said she was tired because, "I've been up learning German all night". Close, Chantelle, close.

TRACI

IN a tender scene, she told Dennis she feels like she knows him so much more after a week in the house and hopes he won't run away from her next time they meet. See, BB ain't all about bitching and arguing. Unfortunately.

FARIA

SO she's finally talked about Sven... yawn. Told Dennis, "I had a relationship with an England coach. He told me, 'I don't have a partner, I don't love her'." Um... how could he not love her if she didn't exist?

JODIE

LIKE Natalie Imbruglia, I'm torn. Half of me wants her to stay, so she's got the chance to turn it around and go on an incredible journey, even though she probably won't. The other half just wants rid. Luckily, you decide.

GALLOWAY

WHEN he pretended to be a cat licking cream from Rula's hands, something died inside me. To Michael about how awful the press have been: "The monkeys laugh in the trees, the lion strolls on..." And the politician talks sh*t, eh?

BARRYMORE

ATTENTION-seeking cry-baby bully now says he feels sorry for Jodie, not that he's a hypocrite. What is he on, by the way? Slurs, mumbles, tells rambling anecdotes about hampers and now calling Preston "Prescott". Deluded loser.

Source: The Mirror