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Old 13-01-2006, 12:18 PM #5
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How did human's come about? Simple... read the book of Genesis. God made Adam and Eve, who were originally vegetarian but sinned and became meat eaters after they left Eden, and they loved each other very much and made lots of other little people, including Cain and Abel who had a fight over a BBQ which God prefered to burning corn... then God wiped all of them out apart from Noah's family because they were all became foul-mouthed athiestic slappers like Jodie, and so we are all descendants of Noah. But we are all still sinning and have left Eden so we have to eat meat now. Animals don'tr have souls and there is no heaven for them, they were tainted by the fall too, but there are good animals to eat and bad animals to eat but if you aren't Jewish then you can eat any of them you like.
In particular, the Cheeseburger Animal is most evil to Jews but is worshipped by over a billion worldwide as the tastiest animal ever created. Other well known delicious animals are the Hot Dog and the Chocolate Egg... which isn't a mineral, Jodie... All the skins are fair game too as God clothed Adam and Eve in "the skins of animals" when he chucked them out of Eden because fig leaves are a bit crap really.
Thus God is the reason that eating meat is good and wearing skins is good, because God says it is! There could be some dispute over whether the skins of animals were leather or wool as well but Eskimos wear Cowichans (bought from the Indians in shops which Jodie doesn't know exist) and they are wool but not as good as polar bear fur or seal for making underpants out of.

God is bigger than Jodie Marsh... even bigger than her nose... and if he says meat eating is right then it is! So there!
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