[Kaz]

Of course we care - stupid 'Bitches'

'An onlooker' (well that makes a difference from 'an observer' or 'a friend' doesn't it?!!) obviously hasn't been paying attention to the newspapers or they would have known that Helen & Paul had bought a house together.

Helen's looking a little flabby about the hips??? A bit of the green eyed monster here, me thinks. There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way Helen looks - at least she's not a stick insect. Paul obviously loves her just the way she is. Bless their cotton socks.